Steal His Look: Shrek
Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390)
Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200)
Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50)
Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090)
Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)
0 to 100 real quick
but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention
wanna know how i got these scars
finessed yo bitchass
that one person everyone loves and you’re just like
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.
We had our freshers’ Ball on Sunday. I had a genuine smile for the first time in ages. Loads of compliments on the hat too
Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet
this is the most accurate representation of this scene
shoutout to the best onion article of all time