Random things
impossiblycastiel:


Steal His Look: Shrek
Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390) Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200) Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50) Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090) Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek

Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390)
Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200)
Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50)
Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090)
Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

viagrastrong:

finessed yo bitchass

viagrastrong:

finessed yo bitchass

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

w

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

a-rumbly-in-my-tumbl:

We had our freshers’ Ball on Sunday. I had a genuine smile for the first time in ages. Loads of compliments on the hat too

kili-fili-and-frilly:

Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet

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crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

carriehopefletcher:

Credit
leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time